Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
The amount of stupidity produced by the males of my family embarrasses me.
Now I understand what my grandmother was talking about when she told me that my grandfather did stupid things on a regular basis even though he is a very educated and well read man.
We took pairs of bad matches and told them they were exceptionally good for each other.
I feel vindicated. I’d long had a nerd’s dubiousness about their algorithm. Somehow, Guy and I were actually spot on for each other, and I would even go so far as to say we are actually the 99% it said we were. Accidents will happen, I guess.
That is fucked up.(via esseekay)